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    1: /*
    2:  * Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@courtesan.com>
    3:  *
    4:  * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
    5:  * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
    6:  * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
    7:  *
    8:  * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
    9:  * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
   10:  * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
   11:  * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
   12:  * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
   13:  * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
   14:  * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
   15:  */
   16: 
   17: #ifndef _SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H
   18: #define _SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H
   19: 
   20:     /*
   21:      * Insults from the "Goon Show."
   22:      */
   23: 
   24:     "You silly, twisted boy you.",
   25:     "He has fallen in the water!",
   26:     "We'll all be murdered in our beds!",
   27:     "You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu",
   28:     "I don't wish to know that.",
   29:     "What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?",
   30:     "You can't get the wood, you know.",
   31:     "You'll starve!",
   32:     "... and it used to be so popular...",
   33:     "Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage",
   34:     "Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!",
   35:     "Have a gorilla...",
   36:     "There must be cure for it!",
   37:     "There's a lot of it about, you know.",
   38:     "You do that again and see what happens...",
   39:     "Ying Tong Iddle I Po",
   40:     "Harm can come to a young lad like that!",
   41:     "And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.",
   42:     "Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.",
   43:     "You gotta go owwwww!",
   44:     "I have been called worse.",
   45:     "It's only your word against mine.",
   46:     "I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home",
   47: 
   48: #endif /* _SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H */